10 Reasons Why We Need To Bring The Wooly Mammoth Back ASAP

John Sandbach
The Haven
Published in
4 min readJan 25, 2023

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Let’s pull some wool, baby.

Photo by April Pethybridge on Unsplash
  1. Mammoths could save the planet by making it cool again. Some scientists believe Mammoths would clear vast tracts of trees in Siberia, turning the land back into tundra. I’m sure four or five of them would be enough for that job. But really, this should be about bringing mammoths back to places like Kansas, where there isn’t jack shit…

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John Sandbach
The Haven

John Sandbach is a humor writer and poetry bard from Maui, Hawaii. The Haven, Slackjaw, PIC, Functionally Dead, Little Old Lady C, Greener Pastures and more.