Due to the Following Violations, Your Man Card Has Been Revoked.

John Sandbach
The Haven
Published in
2 min readSep 23, 2022

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And ideas on how you can get it back.

  • 12/26/21- Put down a $100 refundable deposit for the Tesla Cybertruck.
  • 12/31/21- Told a group of buddies that pedicures, “Actually feel pretty good.”
  • 1/3/22 -Played Pickleball instead of golf while on vacation.
  • 1/6/22- Googled the lyrics to…

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John Sandbach
The Haven

John Sandbach is a humor writer and poetry bard from Maui, Hawaii. The Haven, Slackjaw, PIC, Functionally Dead, Little Old Lady C, Greener Pastures and more.