Should I Smoke Cigarettes Or Eat Berries Every Day?

Which habit best suits your lifestyle?

John Sandbach
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readJan 3, 2023

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Photo by Timo Volz on Unsplash & Photo by Pawel Czerwinski on Unsplash

Smoking cigarettes can help you think, while mulberries give you something to mull over.

A pack of cigarettes is cheaper than a pint of organic raspberries from Whole Foods.

The Whole Foods berries will be moldy in two days, but that won’t happen to your lungs…

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John Sandbach
Slackjaw

John Sandbach is a humor writer and poetry bard from Maui, Hawaii. The Haven, Slackjaw, PIC, Functionally Dead, Little Old Lady C, Greener Pastures and more.