John SandbachinThe HavenCurvy Wangers and Smurf Pellets- Lesser Known Monikers for Common Fruits and VegetablesJuice Balls (New Jersey) — Oranges·2 min read·Mar 20, 2023----
John SandbachinGreener Pastures MagazineIt’s a Tramp “Postage” Stamp TattooMommy and Daddy explain the meaning behind their body art·4 min read·Feb 23, 2023----
John SandbachinThe Haven10 Reasons Why We Need To Bring The Wooly Mammoth Back ASAPLet’s pull some wool, baby.·4 min read·Jan 25, 2023--1--1
John SandbachinSlackjawShould I Smoke Cigarettes Or Eat Berries Every Day?Which habit best suits your lifestyle?·4 min read·Jan 3, 2023--4--4
John SandbachinThe HavenInheriting Your Father’s Toe NailsYour horror Son, will one day be your legacy·1 min read·Dec 1, 2022--3--3
John SandbachinMuddyUmOur Country Has an Enchilada CrisisAnd unlike most of our problems, we can’t eat our way out of this one·4 min read·Nov 7, 2022--6--6
John SandbachinSlackjawA List Of Dos And Don’ts When Conjuring Up SatanBefore you swap your soul for lifetime tickets to the Green Bay Packers, hash out a plan and practice some etiquette·4 min read·Oct 30, 2022--8--8
John SandbachinMuddyUmA Husband’s Review of Every Bath Product Found in the ShowerSeveral were added by my wife, possibly only hours, after this article was written·4 min read·Oct 12, 2022--4--4
John SandbachinThe HavenTen Habits Of Highly Unsuccessful PeopleBeing unsuccessful isn’t about status, it’s about embracing an entire lifestyle. But it does take work. Well, kind of.·4 min read·Sep 28, 2022--3--3
John SandbachinThe HavenDue to the Following Violations, Your Man Card Has Been Revoked.And ideas on how you can get it back.·2 min read·Sep 23, 2022--2--2